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pov: you’re the work part of wfh

himeno-ran:

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

thegaymertrainer:

cyndakiller:

likeholyfire:

me making mutuals on tumblr dot edu

Sorry if I followed you after liking almost all your pics you’re hot

I’m not sorry. You know who you are.

torturelabyrinth:

Break me off another tangerine wedge I’m not driving

quotidianheroics:

hotvampireadjacent:

Love not knowing which panel is supposed to come first

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Tumblr used to be a physical place. It was a large theater built inside of a cliff. The cliff was by a stormy seaside town where all of life began. One night, there was a hurricane, and the Tumblr theater collapsed. This unleashed the Tumblr people upon the town, and thus began the world.

huffylemon:

henstomper:

baseball players will hit a ball really far and then go back to the dugout so their teammates can smack their ass and rub their nuts and suck them off then fuck their butt a little bit too. and its straight/heterosexual of them to do it

glassshine:

I just saw the biggest fluffiest bumblebee
here’s the artistic rendition