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Josh | 23 | Dallas | Bi | Theatre Design | I'm here to be gay and make art. Insta & Twitter: jashngooyen

himeno-ran:

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

9 minutes ago • 47,724 notes

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Tumblr used to be a physical place. It was a large theater built inside of a cliff. The cliff was by a stormy seaside town where all of life began. One night, there was a hurricane, and the Tumblr theater collapsed. This unleashed the Tumblr people upon the town, and thus began the world.

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2 hours ago • 15,709 notes

henstomper:

baseball players will hit a ball really far and then go back to the dugout so their teammates can smack their ass and rub their nuts and suck them off then fuck their butt a little bit too. and its straight/heterosexual of them to do it

3 hours ago • 3,973 notes